Archive for the 'Funny' category

Merle Hazard sings about the financial crisis

January 18, 2010 3:23 pm

Merle Hazard is perhaps best known for his songs about the credit crisis. He is the first and only country singer to write about mortgage-backed securities, derivatives, and physics.

via MERLE HAZARD.

Here are a bunch of the songs on Youtube:

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‘A Virus Walks Into a Bar…’ and Other Science Jokes – Brian Malow

November 24, 2009 7:38 am

Tricks of the Trade by Matthew Baldwin

November 22, 2009 9:25 am

Here are some interesting job hacks that were mailed in to Matthew Baldwin…  These 3 apply to me :)

Desktop Support

When desktop support technicians resolve a ticket, they are usually required to document the cause and solution to the problem. Supervisors see these records, so you have to be professional, but can usually get away with using the acronym “PEBKAC” in situations where the user caused the initial problem. PEBKAC stands for “Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair.”

Software Tester

Because developers don’t expect testers to read through their code, doing so is a quick and easy way to find possible bugs. Look for comments like “// HACK” or “// fix this crap later.”

Technical Support

When helping someone fix their computer over the phone, and you want them to see if all the cables are plugged in correctly, don’t ask, “Have you checked to see if the cable is plugged in?” because the customer will always say, “Of course I did, do you think I’m a moron?” Instead say, “Remove the cable, blow the dust out of the connector, and plug it back in.” The customer will most likely reply, “Hey, it’s working now—I guess that dust really builds up in there!”

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Dude, you’re f***ing blowing up your car man!

November 8, 2009 10:52 pm

C’mon Philly fans…  At least a couple of guys were nice enough to help him out.

Droid comes with Crime Deterrent feature

November 7, 2009 10:43 am

So my new Droid phone its a little heavy.  Luckily Brenden forwarded me this video for how to properly use its intrinsic “Crime Deterrent” feature.  The Droid is sweet though, its a great phone the call quality is awesome.

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